I'm pretty sick and tired of getting shampoo in my eyes. I know what you're thinking - "Daniel, aren't you 20 years too old for that sort of caper?" Not my fault.
My brother and I have hypothesized about a condition known as Jamieson Eyelid Weakness, or LBF for short. Actually i suppose it would make more sense to call it JEW, but wow I did not see that coming until I just typed it. Um... Let's stick with LBF. Anyway, we imagined that maybe there exists some sort of genetic disposition that would cause us to lack the ability to defend against the onslaught of basic shampoos and that, tragically, our children will have it too. A friend of mine suggested Johnson and Johnson's 'No More Tears', and that may be a move I have to make quite soon. Until then, friends.
